1. Most of the time, If walk in front of a water fountain, I must take a drink.
2. I once neglected to feed our apartment’s pet rat “Razzamataz” because I did not like him…he died when we returned from Christmas Break.
3. My only C in college was in Environmental Science.
4. When I was in the seventh grade, I told my class mates that I was ranked 4th in the nation as a wakeboarder.
5. One time when I was in China, a prostitute came to my hotel door, I answered thinking she had come to replace the towels, negotiated a price for the towels, then invited her into my room where she began to caress my arm and I proceeded to push her into the hallway with her towels and I slammed the door.
6. I once lied to my Dad about lighting a match in our car and my mom made me light roughly 50 books of matches and burn them down to my fingertips one afternoon.
7. In High School, I worked for 3 years as a Subway Sandwich Artist.
8. 1 week before my wife and I started dating, I told her I thought I would end-up marrying a close friend from High School (also named Ashley).
9. When I was in college, I used to find boxes of pizza in the trash can on our dorm hall and eat leftover pizza inside.
10. When I was a child, I had aspirations of being a cartoon artist until the 5th grade when friends told me I “sucked.”
11. I read and speak Middle English, as in, Geoffrey Chaucer.
12. When I was a kid, my dad worked at Wendy’s and we often ate those Spicy Chicken Sandwiches for lunch during the Summer.
13. Growing-up, my mom, sister, and I would have water gun fights sometimes during the summer that would last for hours.
14. My first drumset consisted of two Tupperware cake holders, a pot lid, a snare drum practice pad, and the chair from my childhood desk.
15. My first car was a white 1987 Pontiac Bonneville I bought from my grandmother for a dollar. We called it “the tank.”
16. For the past few years, I have had an obsession with the Chicago Cubs, but didn’t really care about them until college…although Ryne Sandberg was my favorite player when I was growing-up.
17. My favorite movie is Good Will Hunting starring Matt Damon, Minnie Driver, Ben Affleck, and the fabulous Robin Williams.
18. My favorite song is “Georgia on my Mind” by Ray Charles
19. I once played drums in a concert for over 20,000 people at a Reebok sweatshop in Southern China.
20. Horror movies usually give me nightmares
21. Someday, I would like to be a contestant on Jeopardy!
22. My roommates and I once accidentally killed our two pet sharks, Thelma and Louise, by feeding them too much food.
23. My parents bought me contact lenses for the first time after I lost my glasses on the “Great American Scream Machine” roller coaster at Six Flags Over Georgia.
24. I voted for Barack Obama.
25. I suck at the ukulele.
2. I once neglected to feed our apartment’s pet rat “Razzamataz” because I did not like him…he died when we returned from Christmas Break.
3. My only C in college was in Environmental Science.
4. When I was in the seventh grade, I told my class mates that I was ranked 4th in the nation as a wakeboarder.
5. One time when I was in China, a prostitute came to my hotel door, I answered thinking she had come to replace the towels, negotiated a price for the towels, then invited her into my room where she began to caress my arm and I proceeded to push her into the hallway with her towels and I slammed the door.
6. I once lied to my Dad about lighting a match in our car and my mom made me light roughly 50 books of matches and burn them down to my fingertips one afternoon.
7. In High School, I worked for 3 years as a Subway Sandwich Artist.
8. 1 week before my wife and I started dating, I told her I thought I would end-up marrying a close friend from High School (also named Ashley).
9. When I was in college, I used to find boxes of pizza in the trash can on our dorm hall and eat leftover pizza inside.
10. When I was a child, I had aspirations of being a cartoon artist until the 5th grade when friends told me I “sucked.”
11. I read and speak Middle English, as in, Geoffrey Chaucer.
12. When I was a kid, my dad worked at Wendy’s and we often ate those Spicy Chicken Sandwiches for lunch during the Summer.
13. Growing-up, my mom, sister, and I would have water gun fights sometimes during the summer that would last for hours.
14. My first drumset consisted of two Tupperware cake holders, a pot lid, a snare drum practice pad, and the chair from my childhood desk.
15. My first car was a white 1987 Pontiac Bonneville I bought from my grandmother for a dollar. We called it “the tank.”
16. For the past few years, I have had an obsession with the Chicago Cubs, but didn’t really care about them until college…although Ryne Sandberg was my favorite player when I was growing-up.
17. My favorite movie is Good Will Hunting starring Matt Damon, Minnie Driver, Ben Affleck, and the fabulous Robin Williams.
18. My favorite song is “Georgia on my Mind” by Ray Charles
19. I once played drums in a concert for over 20,000 people at a Reebok sweatshop in Southern China.
20. Horror movies usually give me nightmares
21. Someday, I would like to be a contestant on Jeopardy!
22. My roommates and I once accidentally killed our two pet sharks, Thelma and Louise, by feeding them too much food.
23. My parents bought me contact lenses for the first time after I lost my glasses on the “Great American Scream Machine” roller coaster at Six Flags Over Georgia.
24. I voted for Barack Obama.
25. I suck at the ukulele.
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